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Laughs for the Dinner Table

Time changes some things for the better, and other things…well, not so much.

Here's a funny list I received from a friend this week. Maybe you can get some laughs with it at the dinner table on Thursday.

This is titled "1975/2005 List." And as my friend noted, it's only for those whose level of maturity qualifies them to relate to it.

1975: Long hair
2005: Longing for hair

1975: Moving to California because it's cool
2005: Moving to Arizona because it's warm

1975: Keg
2005: EKG

1975: Going to a new hip joint
2005: Getting a new hip joint

1975: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2005: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

1975: Acid rock
2005: Acid reflux

1975: Passing the driver's test
2005: Passing the vision test 
 

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